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4. January 2012

America’s Happiest Woman

Welcome Back! Hey, Did You Change Your Hair? Please Share What You’ve Learned By Commenting Below! …And Be Sure To Get My Video Series “6 Figures In 5 Days” To Teach You The Network Marketing FUNdamentals You Need To Know! –> OMG I can’t handle another goal-setting exercise this time of year! I prefer to [...]

14. December 2011

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Have Baby, Will Travel

Are you the seated passenger with your nose in “Spirit” magazine (or your fingers preoccupied with Angry Birds) trying to avert my gaze while I make my way down the aisle with my baby? Don’t worry–I don’t want to sit next to you either! This mommy is a seasoned traveler… (And so is [...]

23. November 2011

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Why I Work With Michael Jordan

If you had a choice, would you prefer to learn how to play basketball from Michael Jordan or from a benchwarmer on your local high school junior varsity team? The answer is obvious: Michael Jordan would offer much more ability, knowledge, and experience as a coach than a teenage amateur. The same goes for your [...]

9. November 2011

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I’m A Bad Mom

Today I handed my daughter to a stranger, and even though she immediately started crying, I just walked away. That was about ten minutes ago. “Complete stranger” might be a bit dramatic, but it’s perfectly suited for a day that has been filled with drama. See, the stranger was my new babysitter Brittany. And in [...]

5. October 2011

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Andy Rooney Drops Dead

Okay so Andy Rooney didn’t drop dead… But the grumpy nonagenarian, made famous by his “60 Minutes” laments, did say that the only way he’d leave the show would be if he “dropped dead”. Well, he’s gone from the show… but he’s still here amongst the living! And I was one of the 16 million viewers who [...]

27. September 2011

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I’m Baaack!

Holy moly, I can’t believe I have a four-month-old. (And I can’t believe she’s sleeping right now!) Needless to say, this has been one exciting summer. So exciting, that I haven’t even stopped to blog about it! It started off with a new baby, and it’s ending up with a new house! But more on that [...]

4. May 2011

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I’m So Over People Like YOU

Are you like these cynical prospects I’ve been talking to lately? You’ve been burned in network marketing before… You have wasted money on leads that didn’t pan out… And you know FOR SURE that it takes money to make money. Oh, really? Well if that’s what you believe, thank you for enlightening me! I will [...]

27. April 2011

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Christina Aguilera Wants To Mentor You

After record ratings for NBC last night, I know I wasn’t the only one curious enough to check out “The Voice”. Did you watch the new vocal talent reality TV show, too? Or were you able to resist the mass marketing that hooked me like a little fish! In my defense, I watched partly because [...]

13. April 2011

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Is Your Business Missing This?

I can’t believe I forgot this! (I’m so embarrassed…) And I feel like I owe my team a huge apology! I’ve created such an awesome life out of practicing this one principle… and somewhere along the way I forgot to fully integrate it into my business. Major OOPS! Sometimes it takes a smack with a [...]

6. April 2011

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I Didn’t Ask You!

Nothing screams, “I want you to give me your unsolicited advice!” like my pregnant belly. I may as well be wearing a sign that says, “Tell me how I should birth/feed/raise my child… please!” Here are a bunch of comments I’ve heard from absolute strangers in the past few months: “You’re gonna breastfeed, aren’t you?” [...]

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