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America’s Happiest Woman

4. January 2012

Welcome Back! Hey, Did You Change Your Hair? Please Share What You’ve Learned By Commenting Below! …And Be Sure To Get My Video Series “6 Figures In 5 Days” To Teach You The Network Marketing FUNdamentals You Need To Know! –> OMG I can’t handle another goal-setting exercise this time of year! I prefer to [...]

Have Baby, Will Travel

14. December 2011

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Are you the seated passenger with your nose in “Spirit” magazine (or your fingers preoccupied with Angry Birds) trying to avert my gaze while I make my way down the aisle with my baby? Don’t worry–I don’t want to sit next to you either! This mommy is a seasoned traveler… (And so is [...]

I’m A Bad Mom

9. November 2011

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Today I handed my daughter to a stranger, and even though she immediately started crying, I just walked away. That was about ten minutes ago. “Complete stranger” might be a bit dramatic, but it’s perfectly suited for a day that has been filled with drama. See, the stranger was my new babysitter Brittany. And in [...]

Andy Rooney Drops Dead

5. October 2011

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Okay so Andy Rooney didn’t drop dead… But the grumpy nonagenarian, made famous by his “60 Minutes” laments, did say that the only way he’d leave the show would be if he “dropped dead”. Well, he’s gone from the show… but he’s still here amongst the living! And I was one of the 16 million viewers who [...]

I’m Baaack!

27. September 2011

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Holy moly, I can’t believe I have a four-month-old. (And I can’t believe she’s sleeping right now!) Needless to say, this has been one exciting summer. So exciting, that I haven’t even stopped to blog about it! It started off with a new baby, and it’s ending up with a new house! But more on that [...]

I Didn’t Ask You!

6. April 2011

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Nothing screams, “I want you to give me your unsolicited advice!” like my pregnant belly. I may as well be wearing a sign that says, “Tell me how I should birth/feed/raise my child… please!” Here are a bunch of comments I’ve heard from absolute strangers in the past few months: “You’re gonna breastfeed, aren’t you?” [...]

You’re Not Crazy… Enough!

23. March 2011

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Right after my sponsor signed me up in her downline, she promptly informed me of an event I needed to attend to learn how to grow my business. I live in California… And the event was in Nashville. I was in my early twenties, and traveling solo was not in the realm of my comprehension. [...]

Are You Working Your Business In 1945?

16. March 2011

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Entirely as a joke, my 92-year-old grandmother gave me “The Pocket Book of Baby and Child Care” for a good laugh as I prepare for the arrival of my first child this spring. The book is a wonderful guide for expectant mothers… assuming, of course, that you live in the 1940′s and wear aprons daily. [...]